Dan Silver

06-11-2007, 09:41 PM

The President of the Internet really is batshit crazy. Who knew?

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article56107.html

-D.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article56107.html

-D.

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Dan Silver

06-11-2007, 09:41 PM

The President of the Internet really is batshit crazy. Who knew?

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article56107.html

-D.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article56107.html

-D.

Mike ODonnell

06-12-2007, 05:19 AM

Give a tax credit to anyone naming their children Walker or Texas Ranger (excluding Will Farrell).

Yikes....

Yikes....

Ron Nelson

06-12-2007, 08:14 AM

Yeah, so I'm reading the column thinking, "This is satire, right?" when it dawns on me that it's the real thing.

I followed the link to his website. Again, not satire; real Chuck, albeit not exactly current. He laments his self-demise of "Walker, Texas Ranger" (the best show ever), and to make matters worse, he closed the chat room (due to abuse).

Pussy.

I followed the link to his website. Again, not satire; real Chuck, albeit not exactly current. He laments his self-demise of "Walker, Texas Ranger" (the best show ever), and to make matters worse, he closed the chat room (due to abuse).

Pussy.

Paul Findley

06-12-2007, 08:43 AM

Did not get past line 9, didn't Baretta cap his wife or was that some other crazy '70s actor?

Shouldn't this discussion be in the Karma thread?!?

Shouldn't this discussion be in the Karma thread?!?

Dave Paton

06-12-2007, 08:51 AM

Is it crazy, or is it so sane it just blew your mind?

--Kramer

--Kramer

Pierre Auge

06-12-2007, 09:11 AM

What the guy isn't allowed to make fun of himself? Geeze its pretty funny...

Paul Findley

06-12-2007, 11:31 AM

no man, we are worried he will make the ballot :-)

Mike ODonnell

06-12-2007, 12:31 PM

Don't mess with Chuck.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI61Wnb5zhM&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI61Wnb5zhM&mode=related&search=

Pierre Auge

06-13-2007, 01:04 AM

Could it be any worse than some of the other options? Really?

Like Really? I seriously doubt it could be any worse!

LOL MOD...

Like Really? I seriously doubt it could be any worse!

LOL MOD...

Ron Nelson

06-13-2007, 08:52 AM

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Dan Silver

06-13-2007, 01:30 PM

He used to have a cartoon series; many don't remember that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RUUU7bCWE

-D.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RUUU7bCWE

-D.

Mike ODonnell

06-13-2007, 02:18 PM

The is no such thing as a natural hurricane.....just Chuck practicing roundhouse kicks somewhere....

Scott Kustes

06-13-2007, 06:29 PM

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Ken Urakawa

06-13-2007, 09:36 PM

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck can piss his name in concrete.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Ken Urakawa

06-13-2007, 09:56 PM

And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

Chris Forbis

06-14-2007, 12:42 AM

And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

As a math teacher and Mr. T fan, I approve of this post.

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

As a math teacher and Mr. T fan, I approve of this post.

Ron Nelson

06-14-2007, 08:31 AM

Chuck Norris can walk on water, but he prefers to fly.

Mike ODonnell

06-14-2007, 09:36 AM

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

William Hunter

06-14-2007, 09:36 AM

Well, as a paleo guy I was dismayed when told that there was no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

I know this is a stunning first post. I'll try to do better next time.

S'up Ron. How's that elbow treating you?

I know this is a stunning first post. I'll try to do better next time.

S'up Ron. How's that elbow treating you?

Ron Nelson

06-15-2007, 11:26 PM

Much better once I stopped doing pull ups so often.

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