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Garrett Smith
06-20-2008, 10:18 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/81413

Sure, you might not end up ruining every inch of the marathon, but just imagine the looks on their faces when 300-plus people fail to cross that finish line.

Race day's tomorrow. No more excuses. No more letting my own fears, or my wife's sobbing pleas, or the combined efforts of city and state law enforcement agencies get in the way of me accomplishing my goal. No, sir. Not this time.

I've trained too hard for that.

Allen Yeh
06-23-2008, 03:14 AM
Sometimes I feel like The Onion tries too hard.

Steven Low
06-23-2008, 09:15 AM
Sometimes I feel like The Onion tries too hard.
I still laughed though. :o