View Full Version : Humor--The Onion on that Phelps swimmer guy

Garrett Smith
08-26-2008, 10:27 AM
:D Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/84961)

Beginning with the 1985's "Baby Michael Celebration," Phelps has entertained SeaWorld audiences for over 20 years. Spectators are not only enthralled with Phelps' exploits in the water, but his abnormally large torso, unusually small lower body, double-jointed ankles, gargantuan eating habits, the slurring, almost human methods of vocalization he uses to communicate, and his odd-looking goggle-covered face, all of which combine to make him the most unusual sight in all of Florida.

Jay Cohen
08-26-2008, 05:55 PM
Dr. G;

How is the wife doing and when is the big day??

Garrett Smith
08-27-2008, 07:07 AM
The due date is September 4th...so it could be any day now!

She's doing quite well, by everyone's account. The nurse midwife keeps telling her that everything in her situation is great.

We've hired someone to replace her as office manager so that she can stay home with the baby, just got her a laptop for home use too...

Don't worry, I'll definitely do the big announcement here!

Garrett Smith
08-28-2008, 08:22 AM

Michael Phelps' Name To Be Mentioned Six Times Following Olympics (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/85427)