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Mike ODonnell
02-13-2007, 07:37 AM
Ummm......yeah......are you kidding me? Glad to see that money is more important than helping people reach a realistic view of their lifestyle and exercise needs.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17120663/

I'm pretty sure this is the machine they are talking about
http://www.fastexercise.com/

Robert Allison
02-13-2007, 08:07 AM
I have a 4 minute workout for them... tabata intervals. They don't cost $14,000 (in fact, they're free), but you probably will get sweaty. :)

Sometimes when I'm really busy, I just do a quick set of tabata burpees or thrusters... good to go.

I agree that there seems to be no limit to how far people will go to experience the illusion of having worked out without actually working out.

Greg Everett
02-13-2007, 08:35 AM
No, I have one of those. It's totally legit.

Ron Nelson
02-13-2007, 12:37 PM
Perhaps you've never heard of Slender You?
http://www.slenderyou.com/products.asp

And, once you're an affiliate, you'll get a letter like this:
http://www.theartofdansilver.com/ronfitnessbiz.html

Now that's fitness made simple.

Steve Shafley
02-13-2007, 12:58 PM
Heh.

There was actually a studio that opened up around here that was based on the 4 minute workout and Tabatas.

There were 8 machines.

You hopped on a machine, busted ass for 20 seconds, and hopped on the seconded, etc, etc, etc.

I think it closed.

Robert Allison
02-13-2007, 01:19 PM
Perhaps you've never heard of Slender You?
http://www.slenderyou.com/products.asp

OK, unless I am missing something, it looks like they are selling machines that actually do the exercise for you... unbelievable.

I take that back--it is all too believable

Ron Nelson
02-13-2007, 02:28 PM
OK, unless I am missing something, it looks like they are selling machines that actually do the exercise for you... unbelievable.

I take that back--it is all too believable

Skeptics like you will be dealt with in a severe manner. . .on the vibrating table for 10 minutes.

Mike ODonnell
02-13-2007, 04:25 PM
Ron and I are developing our own sit down machines....hitting the target market they are completely missing.....by adding......drumrolllll..............cup holders for 12 oz cans.

Ron Nelson
02-13-2007, 04:38 PM
Frickin' MOD. Blowing our trade secrets before we release the product.

Mike ODonnell
02-13-2007, 04:46 PM
What?? I said nothing about the built in TV with free porn.....oooooppssss.....did I just make this a PG-13 thread?

Jeremy Jones
02-16-2007, 04:51 PM
Well it looks like Ron and I are going to be competing.


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Ben Reynolds
07-14-2009, 04:25 PM
*Barf* What a depth of depravity. I thought machines already made movements too easy, but that's ridiculous.