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josh everett
05-01-2007, 10:38 AM
This an open invite to my "bachelor party"
June 16th 10am meet by the track at UC riverside. We will do a workout on the "patch" which for those that don't know is a unique obstacle course.
After the patch it's off to my house for a BBQ/pool party.
if your planning on attending please contact Stephane Rochet at
sroch40@yahoo.com so we know how much meat to buy.

hey Greg can you let all the guys at mikesgym know?

Neal Winkler
05-01-2007, 10:53 AM
Sooooo... are the strippers coming to the pool party then or what?

Greg Everett
05-01-2007, 11:03 AM
hey Greg can you let all the guys at mikesgym know?

affirmative.

Mike ODonnell
05-01-2007, 11:05 AM
Any live stream videos for us on the east coast???

Pierre Auge
05-01-2007, 12:27 PM
MOD
that would just be rubbing it in!

josh everett
05-01-2007, 01:41 PM
Sooooo... are the strippers coming to the pool party then or what?

sorry no strippers. My fiance has ruined that stuff for me. She is so smoking hot victoria secrets catalouges, ect suck now because i look and I'm like "my girl is hotter than that" "looking at this is worthless".
Wow I guess i can find anything to complain about!

Greg Everett
05-01-2007, 01:45 PM
josh, you're such a liar. mary is not hot. but don't take my word for it. let's see what everyone else thinks:

http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20girls/Neat%20makeover.jpg

Aimee Anaya Everett
05-01-2007, 01:58 PM
am i invited?

mary and i would love to chaperone. we won't strip however. that is left for the privacy of the everett boy's bedrooms.

Neal Winkler
05-01-2007, 04:23 PM
Dammmmnnnn... from the looks of that pic you are one lucky man Josh! Congradulations!

josh everett
05-01-2007, 04:44 PM
Hi Aimee no girls allowed.
Greg when did you sneak that photo out of my wallet?

Joe Hart
05-01-2007, 05:34 PM
Yes, she seems like a very wholesome girl. They don;t make em like that here in MN.

Scott Kustes
05-02-2007, 06:27 AM
Wish I could attend....I'll be there in spirit. Mary looks like a very sweet girl. I love the subtle use of purple to really bring out her cheekbones.

Steve Shafley
05-02-2007, 06:37 AM
What the hell? I can't believe that a woman would even ask to attend.

Remember, when asked about what went on at a bachelor party, the proper answer, to a female, is "stuff."

If pressed, you say "we ate some food, watched some sports, and drank some alcohol"

If pressed further, you just say "there's no way in hell I am going to tell you, or any woman about what goes on at a bachelor party, because it's against the code."

The things I've seen can't be unseen.

Remember, the bride-to-be NEVER wants to know that her father was cavorting with three transvestite prostitutes while wearing a diaper and smoking a PCP laced joint, much less what the groom did.

Keep the code, amigos.

Robert Allison
05-02-2007, 07:11 AM
Remember, the bride-to-be NEVER wants to know that her father was cavorting with three transvestite prostitutes while wearing a diaper and smoking a PCP laced joint, much less what the groom did.

Keep the code, amigos.

Shaf, I about launched some coffee onto my computer monitor after reading that one... funny shit.

Robb Wolf
05-02-2007, 08:43 AM
What the hell? I can't believe that a woman would even ask to attend.

Remember, when asked about what went on at a bachelor party, the proper answer, to a female, is "stuff."

If pressed, you say "we ate some food, watched some sports, and drank some alcohol"

If pressed further, you just say "there's no way in hell I am going to tell you, or any woman about what goes on at a bachelor party, because it's against the code."

The things I've seen can't be unseen.

Remember, the bride-to-be NEVER wants to know that her father was cavorting with three transvestite prostitutes while wearing a diaper and smoking a PCP laced joint, much less what the groom did.

Keep the code, amigos.

All I know is I'm getting married on Oct 14th and Shaf is now in charge of MY bachelor party.

Shaf-
I think I wear a medium Depends BTW.

Ron Nelson
05-02-2007, 09:04 AM
My wife asked about my bachelor party. Luckily, I couldn't remember the details. Also lucky in the fact that it was before the era of cell phone cameras and the intrawebs. Al Gore was only fidgeting with it back then (1991).

Good luck Josh.

Aimee Anaya Everett
05-02-2007, 09:09 AM
What the hell? I can't believe that a woman would even ask to attend.


steve, seriously it was a joke. i would much rather be at home and on my couch. i would never crash josh's party. but robb's sounds like it may be some fun, i may wanna crash that! just kidding. i'm all for the boy's crazy partyingdrinkingstrippergamblinglapdancinggettin't illyoupassoutandhavetothinkofexcusses kinda' bachelor party. i have no objections. i think it is healthy.
just remember girls do it too.

Nicki Violetti
05-02-2007, 09:16 AM
If Shaf is in charge of Robb's then Aimee can be in charge of mine:) And people already think Chico is a crazy party town...

Nicki Violetti
05-02-2007, 09:17 AM
bachelorette party that is...

Aimee Anaya Everett
05-02-2007, 09:20 AM
count me in.
it'll be one hell of a night. um, or weekend.
we'll put shaff's party plannin' to shame. and then some.

Robert Allison
05-02-2007, 09:33 AM
we'll put shaff's party plannin' to shame. and then some.

If you're planning on topping what Shaf posted above, I have one word for you.

Amsterdam ;)

Steve Shafley
05-02-2007, 10:14 AM
I know, Aimee...I'm giving all you ladies a hard time.

kevin mckay
05-02-2007, 10:19 AM
Where do I park the truck?
I have 16 strippers, 40 gallons of jello, and a 12 foot python.

Don't worry I am a computer engineer, so I expensed it

Robb Wolf
05-02-2007, 10:19 AM
If you're planning on topping what Shaf posted above, I have one word for you.

Amsterdam ;)

Good call Robert. We can fire up the PM corporate jet...first its the mid-west to grab RUTMAN and anyone who can find their way to Kansas. 2nd stop will be DC...east coast and the south, do your best to get there. Then its 3 nights and 2 days in beautiful Amsterdam!

Careful with the booze consumption...it can play havoc with the metabolism of the prophylactic antibiotics and antiretrovirals.

Steve Shafley
05-02-2007, 10:33 AM
Amsterdam is pretty clean, as the sex workers are required to have regular check ups and to use condoms. There is occasionally dog poop on the sidewalk.

In addition, they track illegal drugs like ecstasy there, to make sure that they aren't stepped on badly, and that info is readily available.

With a few weeks notice, you can probably rent an entire small inn for the PMenu crew, and probably one that's close to the red light district, and maybe Das Poosenboot:

http://www.poezenboot.nl/poezen_uk/index.htm

I do like Amsterdam. I hope to get back there someday.

kevin mckay
05-02-2007, 10:35 AM
Is it true that Oprah will be in attendance?

Garrett Smith
05-02-2007, 11:33 AM
[keeps mouth shut about Amsterdam...ahem]

Sure wish I could make it to UC Riverside for the par-tay...

Joe Hart
05-02-2007, 11:36 AM
Just don't look for the woirking ladies during a soocer match. There are none there. If Holland loses the match just pack it in there will be rioting in the streets, makes for a good night. Use the big grey open air urinals. Nothing like having people walking by while wizzing. Amsterdam was great.

Yael Grauer
05-02-2007, 05:27 PM
If Shaf is in charge of Robb's then Aimee can be in charge of mine:) And people already think Chico is a crazy party town...

OMG I'm so there.

Derek Simonds
05-03-2007, 05:17 AM
My wife asked about my bachelor party. Luckily, I couldn't remember the details. Also lucky in the fact that it was before the era of cell phone cameras and the intrawebs. Al Gore was only fidgeting with it back then (1991).

Good luck Josh.

Oh I tried that Ron. Unfortunately somehow my friends dragged me into a place of ill refute late in the evening. After the single mothers we were supporting ripped my shirt off they proceeded to sign my chest with permanent black marker. The highlight of the grafiti was the "I Love Murphy's" predominantly written in block letters directly across my chest.

So my dad drives me, my brother in laws and best friend from high school back to my house. I pass out in bed for about 3 hours and I wake up to my future wife standing over me at 6:30 am saying WTF is on your body. I spent the next hour in a scalding shower trying remove the top layers of my skin.

I forgot to mention that my bachelor party was Thursday night and we got married on Saturday. Friday all my groomsman were absolutely wrecked and hardly able to function. It made for a long rehearsal, and rehearsal dinner.

My best advice Robb is to make sure Steve schedules the bachelor party at least 2 weeks prior to the wedding. Obviously Josh doesn't need to worry about the timing.

Scott Kustes
05-03-2007, 06:04 AM
Some guys don't understand guy code. I went to a (lame) bachelor party a few weeks back. This past weekend, the bride and groom had a party. One of the lamers that went on the bachelor party proceeds to get drunk and talk about what went on in front of my wife and my friend's wife. Luckily it was a relatively tame (I mean lame) bachelor party, but WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT? There are just some things that should never be brought up.

Steve Shafley
05-03-2007, 06:46 AM
What's worse is when the wife has a bachelorette party that gets extremely out of hand, yet won't allow her groom to have his party.

Yes, I am friends with a couple like that. The stories I heard about her bachelorette party were hair-raising and extremely surprising.

Or couple's "pre-wedding" parties....I'm all for that if there are also separate events.

Ron Nelson
05-03-2007, 08:52 AM
The lamest bachelor party I went to was about 19 years ago. It was for a guy I didn't even know (friend of a friend of a friend). There was plenty of booze and food and even antique slot machines to make it cool, in a way.
The party took a nose dive when the "best man" popped in a porn that turned out to feature several Filipino "she-males" and their unwitting partners.
Then, we were treated to a gag stripper who may have been a male or a very large and older female. I didn't really want to find out. Most of the guys there thought it was a hoot. I desparately looked for a ball game on TV.

Finally, the real deal showed up and danced for about five minutes before her "escort" (he was built like a wall, but without the personality of said wall) thought the groom-to-be was getting too friendly and took her out.

Good times. Good times.

Luckily, I was also on pain killers at the time, so everything was pretty entertaining to me. If I had been the groom-to-be, I would have been pissed.


I'm totally in for Amsterdam. It's been over 20 years since I've been there.
I miss the Heiniken brewery tour at 11:00 a.m.

josh everett
05-03-2007, 01:42 PM
I don't want to dissapoint but my "bachelor" party will be pretty lame by your guys standards. I'm a pretty boring guy. What we will have is an awesome workout & great food. Not much better than that to me...except for sex and that's for the honeymoon where you fools are not invited :)

Yael Grauer
05-03-2007, 06:00 PM
Ron, that reminds me of Clerks II.

Pierre Auge
05-03-2007, 07:43 PM
josh, dude that actually sounds like a good time, seriously!

SO I'M BORING AND EASILY ENTERTAINED- SHUTUP!

Scott Kustes
05-07-2007, 08:08 AM
Josh, sounds like a good time to me. I'm not big on nasty strippers and strip clubs.

Ron Nelson
05-07-2007, 09:28 AM
Ron, that reminds me of Clerks II.

Interesting fact: The burger joint scenes for Clerks II were filmed less than a mile from where I work. They used an old abandoned Burger King then destroyed it when they were finished.

Rosario Dawson less than a mile from me and I didn't see her once.

I am a loser.