Unicorns Be Dammed!!!
They broke my little heart just like that Tooth Fairy tease and that Santa Baby who never gave me the convertible.
Unicorns- bah!
So what it's sour grapes 'cause I never made it to the Olympics, or nationals, or states, or level 2 gymnastics. Damn those one-horned, rainbow ridin', dream crushing, purple fools!
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