This is taking the Paleo Diet a bit too far

[Billy_Brummel]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=429884&in_page_id=181 1

She must've really been scared of Syndrome X.

[Jeremy Jones]

That is pretty hardcore. Like Mogli from the Jungle book . . but a girl . . . and real . . . and without singing animals.

[Billy_Brummel]

...or were there singing animals? We'll never know.

Next time she doesn't clean her room and her mom says, "What, were you raised in the jungle?"
She can say,"Yes, as a matter of fact I was" and then proceed to pee all over the place just for effect.