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Old 01-30-2007, 04:23 AM   #11
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I like just asking the person "Have you been saved by the Lord?..."....they all tend to walk away then.
True story:

My friend and I were walking to class on Physics on campus and we were befriended by a person trying to get us to go to his faith group. My friend looks at him with a completely straight face and says "No thanks I worship Odin."

him:"Odin?"

friend: "Yes, Odin the All-Father, father of Thor the King of Asgard"

him: "Isn't that a pagan religion?"

friend: "What's wrong with being a pagan? Our church got permits to kill chickens for their blood."

him: Too flabbergasted to say anything else, kind of mumbles something about some class and runs off like we had the Black Plague.



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Old 01-30-2007, 12:33 PM   #12
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Don't know what to say about the squats, but I just ordered a shitload of the "5 Lies Satan Tells Teens" tracts. Gonna make my daughters read them, then pass them out at school.
Popularity, here they come.

As a side note, I hate it when you people do all your squats in the curl rack.

Pisses me off to no end.
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Old 01-30-2007, 04:29 PM   #13
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You do curls in my stretching machine?!


Damn. It's because of people like you. . .
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Old 01-30-2007, 06:09 PM   #14
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You do curls in my stretching machine?!


Damn. It's because of people like you. . .
I have no time to respond to you. . .here, read this. . .
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