CF: the Evil Empire... saw this over on the CF forum

[Grissim Connery]

Originally Posted by Garrett Smith

I'd have to say I fit into the Resistance.

REBELLION. GET IT RIGHT.

[Garrett Smith]

My bad. Dork.

[Geoffrey Thompson]

Yeah, except strength bias workout does not have enough strength work...

[Kevin Perry]

ah the search for the one with the highest meti-chlorian count begins... The sith lords searching for the one with the 750lbs DL and the construction of a large Cultfilt clone army which has been going on since 2003. The plight of the Rebellion begins.

[Blair Lowe]

Garrett, are you french?

"Vive la resistance!"

I didn't think so, but one never knows...

[Collin O'Neill]

I have a perfect candidate for Porkins...

[Allen Yeh]

Originally Posted by Kevin Perry

ah the search for the one with the highest meti-chlorian count begins... The sith lords searching for the one with the 750lbs DL and the construction of a large Cultfilt clone army which has been going on since 2003. The plight of the Rebellion begins.

Ok Mr. Binks.....

[Garrett Smith]

Blair,
I'm not French. I'm disgruntled.

[Kevin Perry]

French Canadian then

[Mike ODonnell]

Originally Posted by Justin Algera

Red 5 standing by!!!

That too geeky?

The family guy version is much better:

Red Leader: All wings check in.
Red 3: Red 3 standing by.
Red 6: Red 6 standing by.
Luke Skywalker (Chris): Red 5 standing by
Red Buttons: Red Buttons standing by.
Redd Foxx: Redd Foxx standing by.
Big Red: Big Red standing by.
[camera zooms out to show a Russian submarine floating with the squad of X-Wings]
Red October: [in Sean Connery's voice] Red October standing by.
Helen Reddy: Helen Reddy standing by.
Simply Red (Mick Hucknall): [Entire band is in one X-Wing cockpit] Simply Red standing by.