Breakfast - Page 31

Yuen Sohn · 10-08-2007, 07:09 AM

A protein shake
Coffee

Rating: ...all you savage cats know that I was strapped with gats when you were cuddlin' a Cabbage Patch

John Alston · 10-08-2007, 07:22 AM

Steak strips
pear (bartlett? bosc?)
peanut butter

Rating: Holding a 3lb camera for 6 hours makes my arms stiffer than max effort clean and jerks. I need to charge more for my services.

John Alston · 10-09-2007, 08:40 AM

Leftover shrimp encrusted pork chops
apple, peanut butter, yadda yadda

Rating: If only...

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John Alston · 10-15-2007, 06:29 AM

Deli chicken and grapes and melon (green).
Almond butter.

Rating: all your snatch are belong to us.

Yuen Sohn · 10-15-2007, 08:29 AM

Half a carton of spring mix (i.e., expensive dandelion leaves)
Half a large avocado
Some leftover streetfair meet-on-a-stick
A leftover sirloin steak
2 cups of bad coffee

Rating: So Godzilla attacked NY in my dream last night. Honestly, it felt a lot scarier than what I imagined a Godzilla attack would feel like from watching those movies growing up. You just can't reason with Godzilla, and nobody could figure out why he was so pissed in the first place. The bastard circled the restaurant I was in 3 TIMES. What was worse were the aliens shaped like circular saws that were wreaking havoc on Flushing Meadows, Queens. The robotic ant wars that soon followed didn't exactly contribute to a good night's rest either. At some point, I found myself trying parkour, then mountain climbing. It was fun, and fortunately, since I wasn't ACTUALLY exerting myself -- merely dreaming -- I just sped up the mountain like it was nothing. Unfortunately, near the pinnacle, dozens upon dozens of people started tumbling down at me. One guy with a big smile on his face almost took me out. Apparently I had picked a day to climb when a cult was committing mass suicide, so the park ranger would later tell me.

Yuen Sohn · 10-17-2007, 06:10 AM

Plain yogurt
Strawberries
Pineapple
OK coffee

Rating: A bosu ball back squat -- above parallel.

John Alston · 10-18-2007, 07:00 AM

Turkey peanut butter and an apple. Coffee and fishoil.

Rating: Fart bombs!

Yuen Sohn · 10-18-2007, 07:10 AM

Just an imaginary steak and brussel sprouts.

Had telecons/meetings starting at 8AM that I completely forgot about. No time to defrost my NY strip steak from the freezer.

Rating: A flying camel.

Yuen Sohn · 10-19-2007, 08:39 AM

Just Coffee

Rating: WWPD?

Yuen Sohn · 10-20-2007, 03:08 PM

Square Diner:
2 eggs
Bacon
A fresh fruit salad (mango, pineapple, strawberries, melon)
Some toast and potatoes

Rating: So in my dream last night, I was at the doctor's office and complained of short-term memory lapses. He laid me on a table, drilled my head open and removed my brain. He placed it on a cutting board and proceeded to thaw it out with a creme brule torch. He said, "Don't worry, I have it set to 'low.'" As he jammed my brain back into my head, I started to feel more and more nauseous and numb. After 5 minutes, I started feeling my lower legs and after 10 minutes, I felt pretty damn good.