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Old 07-10-2007, 03:14 PM   #11
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Cheesus!!!!
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Old 07-10-2007, 05:54 PM   #12
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Cheesus!!!!
Nice!

Jonas...we need to cook up some good Swedish sportive events...ideas?
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Old 07-13-2007, 05:19 AM   #13
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Hey Robb! Throwin' meatballs have already been done. Let me think...
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Old 07-13-2007, 07:02 AM   #14
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Another one your bizarre English sports: Ferret Legging.

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Mr. Reg Mellor, the "king of ferret legging," paced across his tiny Yorkshire miner's cottage as he explained the rules of the English sport that he has come to dominate rather late in life. "Ay lad," said the 72-year-old champion, "no jockstraps allowed. No underpants-nothin' whatever. And it's no good with tight trousers, mind ye. Little bah-stards have to be able to move around inside there from ankle to ankle."

Some 11 years ago I first heard of the strange pastime called ferret legging, and for a decade since then I have sought a publication possessed of sufficient intelligence and vision to allow me to travel to northern England in search of the fabled players of the game.

Basically, the contest involves the tying of a competitor's trousers at the ankles and the subsequent insertion into those trousers of a couple of peculiarly vicious fur-coated, footlong carnivores called ferrets. The brave contestant's belt is then pulled tight, and he proceeds to stand there in front of the judges as long as he can, while animals with claws like hypodermic needles and teeth like number 16 carpet tacks try their damnedest to get out.

From a dark and obscure past, the sport has made an astonishing comeback in the past 15 years. When I first heard about ferret legging, the world record stood at 40 painful seconds of "keepin' 'em down," as they say in ferret-legging circles. A few years later the dreaded one-minute mark was finally surpassed. The current record-implausible as it may seem-now stands at an awesome 5 hours and 26 minutes, a mark reached last year by the gaudily tattooed 72-year-old little Yorkshireman with the waxed military mustache who now stood two feet away from me in the middle of the room, apparently undoing his trousers.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:43 AM   #15
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Daniel-
Good, GOD.

Jonas-
it does not matter what Swedish event we cook up so long as these chicas are in attendance:
http://www.jassystems.com/ipsc/sbt%2...5B1%5D_jpg.htm

http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com/
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Old 07-13-2007, 12:00 PM   #16
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No problemo. For that look we can just pick randomly off the streets.
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:01 PM   #17
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No problemo. For that look we can just pick randomly off the streets.
I know....bastard...
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Old 07-16-2007, 03:40 PM   #18
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I'm just at a loss...
Doubtless, Robb, this is precisely the kind of thread you were dreaming of when you thought, "We have GOT to start a Performance Menu Discussion Forum to advance our training."
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:13 PM   #19
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Doubtless, Robb, this is precisely the kind of thread you were dreaming of when you thought, "We have GOT to start a Performance Menu Discussion Forum to advance our training."
It was this or porn. Niki put the kebosh on the porn so this is our "respectable" fitness and nutrition site. Smarty Britches.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:43 PM   #20
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

I watched this again, is the first guy spewing blood, or is it an MPEG artifact. I see a cloud of red mist after the big fall, but it could be a residue of the red patch of his shirt.
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