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Old 06-11-2007, 09:41 PM   #1
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Default Chuck Norris is OUT OF HIS MIND

The President of the Internet really is batshit crazy. Who knew?

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/statica...icle56107.html

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Old 06-12-2007, 05:19 AM   #2
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Give a tax credit to anyone naming their children Walker or Texas Ranger (excluding Will Farrell).
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:14 AM   #3
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Yeah, so I'm reading the column thinking, "This is satire, right?" when it dawns on me that it's the real thing.

I followed the link to his website. Again, not satire; real Chuck, albeit not exactly current. He laments his self-demise of "Walker, Texas Ranger" (the best show ever), and to make matters worse, he closed the chat room (due to abuse).

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Old 06-12-2007, 08:43 AM   #4
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Did not get past line 9, didn't Baretta cap his wife or was that some other crazy '70s actor?

Shouldn't this discussion be in the Karma thread?!?
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:51 AM   #5
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Is it crazy, or is it so sane it just blew your mind?

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Old 06-12-2007, 09:11 AM   #6
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What the guy isn't allowed to make fun of himself? Geeze its pretty funny...
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:31 AM   #7
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no man, we are worried he will make the ballot :-)
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Don't mess with Chuck.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A

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Could it be any worse than some of the other options? Really?

Like Really? I seriously doubt it could be any worse!

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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
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