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Old 06-13-2007, 01:30 PM   #11
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He used to have a cartoon series; many don't remember that.

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Old 06-13-2007, 02:18 PM   #12
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The is no such thing as a natural hurricane.....just Chuck practicing roundhouse kicks somewhere....
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Old 06-13-2007, 06:29 PM   #13
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:36 PM   #14
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck can piss his name in concrete.

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Old 06-13-2007, 09:56 PM   #15
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And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:42 AM   #16
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And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.
As a math teacher and Mr. T fan, I approve of this post.
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:31 AM   #17
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Old 06-14-2007, 09:36 AM   #19
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Well, as a paleo guy I was dismayed when told that there was no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

I know this is a stunning first post. I'll try to do better next time.

S'up Ron. How's that elbow treating you?
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Much better once I stopped doing pull ups so often.
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