Chuck Norris is OUT OF HIS MIND

[Dan Silver]

He used to have a cartoon series; many don't remember that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RUUU7bCWE

-D.

[Mike ODonnell]

The is no such thing as a natural hurricane.....just Chuck practicing roundhouse kicks somewhere....

[Scott Kustes]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

[Ken Urakawa]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck can piss his name in concrete.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

[Ken Urakawa]

And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

[Chris Forbis]

Originally Posted by Ken Urakawa

And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

As a math teacher and Mr. T fan, I approve of this post.

[Ron Nelson]

Chuck Norris can walk on water, but he prefers to fly.

[Mike ODonnell]

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

[William Hunter]

Well, as a paleo guy I was dismayed when told that there was no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

I know this is a stunning first post. I'll try to do better next time.

S'up Ron. How's that elbow treating you?

[Ron Nelson]

Much better once I stopped doing pull ups so often.