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He used to have a cartoon series; many don't remember that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RUUU7bCWE
D.



06132007, 02:18 PM

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The is no such thing as a natural hurricane.....just Chuck practicing roundhouse kicks somewhere....



06132007, 06:29 PM

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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.



06132007, 09:56 PM

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And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:
The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) > pf=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibbajabba(j) by tolerance for said jibbajabba(t) > f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: pf=0; f=j/t >p(j/t) = 0 > p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibbajabba constant, as tolerance for said jibbajabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibbajabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibbajabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.



06142007, 12:42 AM

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Urakawa
And another fact, that should appeal to some of the more mathematical folks around here:
The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) > pf=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibbajabba(j) by tolerance for said jibbajabba(t) > f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: pf=0; f=j/t >p(j/t) = 0 > p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibbajabba constant, as tolerance for said jibbajabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibbajabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibbajabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.

As a math teacher and Mr. T fan, I approve of this post.



06142007, 08:31 AM

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Chuck Norris can walk on water, but he prefers to fly.



06142007, 09:36 AM

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish



06142007, 09:36 AM

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Well, as a paleo guy I was dismayed when told that there was no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
I know this is a stunning first post. I'll try to do better next time.
S'up Ron. How's that elbow treating you?



06152007, 11:26 PM

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Much better once I stopped doing pull ups so often.



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