I've got a bunch of so-so and not much HA! for this:
1. But we need Tom Cruise to stay here and make movies.
2. When it explodes it goes, "Haaaay."
3. And they did name it: "Zima".
4. Coming up next on Declassified Naval Projects: Cutoff Jean Shorts and Combat Boots, The 2010 Hot Weather Uniform.
5. The harder they cum; the harder they fall.