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Originally Posted by Scott Kustes
I could care less about the avatar as I'm non-religious. I can see how someone would take offense though and perhaps that is enough of a reason to change it. I think within reason, we should try to steer away from religion and politics around here, unless it is an outgrowth of normal discussion. There are so many other ways we can offend each other without going to those two.
Just remember: There's no such thing as a victimless joke.
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I beg to differ. Victimless joke in three acts.
Act I:
Duck walks into a bar, Asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no, we don't have grapes"
Duck leaves.
Act II
Duck comes back next day. Asks the barternder, "You got any grapes?"
Bartender says, "no, this is a bar, not a grocery store, we don't have grapes."
Duck leaves,
Act III
Duck returns the next day.
Waddles up to the bartender and asks " You got any grapes?"
Bartender says, "Look you little freak, we don't have grapes today, we didn't have them yesterday and we won't have them tommorow. If you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar."
Duck leaves.
Duck returns next day. Duck pokes head nervously into bar, looks around and then waddles up along the bar, ahops up onto a bar stool. Bartender turns around. Duck asks........
"You got any nails?"
Bartender says "No, we don't have nails." Duck says, "Well, in that case, how about some grapes?"
Fin
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