I think i just died a little bit
The ad copy is pretty scary
Apparently i've been wasting my time with those heavy barbell thingys
Apparently I should be training for all that strongman stuff with a 20kg pipe
"be suitable for all ages and abilities with weights ranging from 4kg to 20kg"
Pooper or whatever it's called apparently
" uses the four pillars of human movement: gravity infused, stretch-to-shorten, tri-planar and integrated."
Wish i'd been doing that before
Before we go any further with this i'd like to solemnly promise that the first time i see one of those things in a gym i'm going to break it and then drop a kettlebell on someones foot for being an ass.