I hope i'm a geek, i'd hate to think that I wasted 3 years and a bunch of the governments money studying chemistry if it didn't qualify me as a geek.
Anyway i think we can solve this pretty quickly. Here is a simple geek test.
go to www.thinkgeek.com
and if you last longer than 2 minutes browsing without going "PHWOOOOAR sweet i gotta get me one of those" then you are probably not a geek.
However if you are like me you'll probably end up with a Yoda back pack full of methylxanthine lollies and a palm sized radio control helicopter