ATTN: Washington DC/Baltimore Area People
 

For all of you who live in the DC/Baltimore area, I'd just like to tell you about an upcoming gymnastics performance you might want to check out.

The University of Maryland's exhibitionist gymnastics club, Gymkana, will be putting on its 63rd annual "Homeshow" on Friday 4/3 and Saturday 4/4 at 7PM in the Comcast Center in College Park MD. The show will be about 2.5 hours long of nonstop gymnastics, including traditional stuff like the rings and uneven bars, and then some unique routines like the teeter board. Those two videos are from our first show of the season back in December, so we've made some really great improvements since then and we're looking to wrap up the season with a big show. The best part? All of the athletes in Gymkana have pledged themselves to live drug and alcohol free.

Tickets are available at the door for $9. It's the same show both nights, just an encore presentation on Saturday.

I myself will be performing on the rings, so that alone should be enough reason for you guys to come out and watch, right?

I'll watch, I mean...

He's perfect, a pure paragon!
I've already asked Tom, Dick, and Stanley
And they've told me which team it seems you will be on!

No one swings like Pat D,
No one flips like Pat D,
No one pulls a double flyaway like Pat D!

He's especially good at expectorating... umm...

So no way am I coming near!

And you guys get to watch me coach too. :p

I'm surprised anyone recognized the reference.