I have a friend that plays in a local rugby league. He's always trying to get me to play.
Every time, I tell him that I am going to stick to boxing, Judo and MMA because they're safer...
"Who cares if your "deadly art" was originally practiced in a temple in some obscure corner of Bangladesh if an ill-tempered girl scout with 6 months of boxing can knock the hell out of its practitioners?" --Mike Driscoll