"....fulfill the necessary duty of relieving dumb men of their money"
Which is why I always tip with counterfeit bills. In the dim light, it is almost impossible to tell.
Except Amy.. ahhh Amy. We only dated for six weeks, but I'll always remember the time she played ______ _____ while wearing strappy high heels and a _______ around her ______ and that cute little dance she did while ______ ____ ____ ______ ___ ______ ______ ____ _____ followed by a nice cup of tea under a peach tree.