How about a tour? Hitting cities and gyms along the east coast, maybe lifting in some meets, a real road show, barnstorming power tour. Pull into some parking lot, start busting out the snatches, wait for a crowd to form, then dash away as the rent-a-cops roll up... guerilla weightlifting.
"Morning, Putski eats it, noon, Putski eats it, night, Putski eats it. Putski loves!"