""You are in the 5th percentile of the upper 10% of average population by demographics as scaled by age relation to national heritage and shoe size..".....when in doubt if I don't have an answer...I just confuse the hell out of them and say it with 100% confidence"
LOL! Kinda reminds me of Oswald Bates...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=134dMhKf794