Hey a twinkie came from has vegetable oil in it...so it must be good for you since it came from vegetables right? I can see it now....
"twinkies are from spinach......so make sure you get your 5 servings a day!"
"And for crying out loud. Don't go into the pain cave. I can't stress this enough. Your Totem Animal won't be in there to help you. You'll be on your own. The Pain Cave is for cowards.
Pain is your companion, don't go hide from it."