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Old 02-08-2007, 09:24 AM   #4
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I was 20 years old and drunk and an exchange student in England when I told the captain of the rugby team I would tryout as a "prop." After being continually folded in half in the scrum, they commended my spirit and polietly asked that I not return.

I asked where basketball tryouts were being held.
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