I want to sell a "proprietery blend" suppliment that displaces the fat on women's midsection and legs and transfers it to their breasts, and since there legs have no more cellulite the hair won't stick and they will never have to use a razor again.
Of course the same suppliment would do similar things to men. . . you know. . .displace fat to a more. . .desirable location
I would only need one infomercial, and I already have the idea for the little animated diagram that every infomercial needs. . . who's with me?