Burritoville! Effin' A!
Next time when the lady comes near the platform for a ball and you have 95kilos on your back, just go "ARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!" as if you were straining under the weight and about to die. Then continue set.
"Morning, Putski eats it, noon, Putski eats it, night, Putski eats it. Putski loves!"