Originally Posted by Patrick Donnelly
I myself will be performing on the rings, so that alone should be enough reason for you guys to come out and watch, right?
I'll watch, I mean...
He's perfect, a pure paragon!
I've already asked Tom, Dick, and Stanley
And they've told me which team it seems you will be on!
No one swings like Pat D,
No one flips like Pat D,
No one pulls a double flyaway like Pat D!
He's especially good at expectorating... umm...
So no way am I coming near!