Originally Posted by Derek Maffett
I'll watch, I mean...
He's perfect, a pure paragon!
I've already asked Tom, Dick, and Stanley
And they've told me which team it seems you will be on!
No one swings like Pat D,
No one flips like Pat D,
No one pulls a double flyaway like Pat D!
He's especially good at expectorating... umm...
So no way am I coming near!
I'm surprised anyone recognized the reference.
And yes, I'm actually holding that handstand. Get on my level.