If you believe all of the correlative studies you read you should like this joke. Yes it is a joke but each of the situations mentioned could and probably has been put out as "information" in an article. Except of course the speaking english part at the end.
The French eat a lot more fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans and the British.
The Japanese eat less fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans and the British.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans and the British.
Koreans drink little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans and the British.
So it seems you can eat and drink what you like – it’s speaking English that kills you!
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