I have a solution!!! Pistols seem to be abundant in this country and bullets are not that expensive. You can send in 3-5 angry 22 year olds and they can shoot ALL the cows need that day rather than sending them to the processing plant. With a glock they won't even have to aim. Then we can hire manual labor to hoist the cows into a cart and trolly them back to the all natural butchers. We'll call it ULTRA Cross-Fit. Heck, most Crossfitters would probably do it for free to take hardcore fitness to the next level.
I just solved the economic crisis AND animal cruelty in one post!!!
Danny Mays
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