Ha! I've found it.
Forget how Mark Twight trained the actors for 300. Forget how Greg Glassman said he stole the ideas. Forget Dan John's Big 21. T-Nation? Pavel? Pah. Simpering pusses one and all.
You whining weasels I give you the Ultimate Burn Machine:
http://www.theburnmachine.com/
It weighs up to 22kg!