Okay... Balls in a socks are only something a man would think of. And paying $ 200 + $50, well I'm sure that could be found on a seperate forum.
However, I'm going to buy some balls, and find a sock. Sounds like a roaring good time for my erectors.
Also... Greg, why didn't ron give me that thingy? If I used that to rub my shoulders and surrounding areas he wouldn't have to work as hard. But then again, he probably knew I probably wouldn't use it [faithfully], which is why he gave it to you...