New client/couch meeting.
Client: I want you to train me. I'm the best in the world at what I do, and I think I can do better.
CFE Couch: I vill break you. You vill either not finish races or finish hours behind ze leaders. You vill not be able to handle the verkouts I vant you to do for 2 to 3 years.
Client: Um...yeah, that's not what I was looking for at all.