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Old 12-02-2010, 11:58 AM   #46
Shane Skowron
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 172

Originally Posted by Peter Dell'Orto View Post
You need to couch that more in technical terms. Maybe

"Chadgarian programming is revolutionary. It's based on the metabolic leveraging of daily heavy squats. Combined with alternated clean and jerks and snatches you achieve a level of elite fitness thanks to the synergistic effect of the two lifts on your aerobic-anaerobic work capacity development."

You need to insert words like "intuit", "anathema", and "arboreal" in places that don't quite make sense.

Next, you need to pick one person from the intended audience of your message and personally attack their credentials or their grammar.

Finally, make one or two off-the-wall statements, just for kicks. For example, compare your workouts to birthday parties and physics classes.
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