This whole idea of selling Crossfit based on sex appeal and this "functional body" nonsense really ticks me off. Athletes, male and female, have looked ripped since sports were invented. Just because Crossfitters dress like surfers and streetwalkers doesn't mean their body types are unusual.
Here's Ivan Stoitsov. His body looks so funkshunal -- do you think he does double-unders???
Oh yeah and here's Chris Solinsky. This guy runs a 10k a few minutes faster than most Crossfitters run their 5k (under 27 minutes):
And there's no way this guy is anywhere near as ripped as the top CFers...right...? Even though he out squats, benches, cleans, sprints, jumps, throws, and runs 99% of them...?