Only a 4 minute workout!

[Jeremy Jones]

Well it looks like Ron and I are going to be competing.


My program is the "Less of You!


It is super revolutionary cutting edge advanced technology that has been proven throughout the ages to loose weight quickly and effectively.


Guaranteed to help you loose 20% of your current body weight in one session.




Don't worry. . . we take the leg off at the hip, and the crutches are free with every program.

[Ben Reynolds]

*Barf* What a depth of depravity. I thought machines already made movements too easy, but that's ridiculous.