-You saw him at a gym promo at the local mall. He's more out of shape than you are.
-Because he has seen Rocky and has access to the heavy bag and/or focus pads he thinks he's a boxing coach.
-His mind, and both eyes, clearly wander from your list of goals for 2007 to the spandex bound ass of the blonde on the stairclimber.
-He offers 'Golf Conditioning'. Without a flicker of irony.
-He needs to refer to this:
-If you're using resistance bands he can't resist whipping you with one.
-He touches you. All the fecking time. Get off me! It's a 10lb db curl. You do not need to feel me up in order to correct my form.