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Greg Everett Quote Collection
Greg Everett

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I was asked to post a bunch of the various things I've posted on FB and elsewhere over time in one convenient location, so here are some of the ones I could find easily. If you have others you like, post them in the comments!

"As we reach the start of a new year, remember that success doesn't come from a single day of resolutions, but from living every day with resolve."

"As you grow up, you have to become useful in life, not just good looking."

"Don't forget that working smarter doesn't mean you can't also be working harder."

"I'd rather be the guy doing and failing than the guy doing nothing more than telling others they've failed."

"The Internet: Where the mediocre go to become great. And where curmudgeons like me go to complain about it."

"If you stopped taking so many pictures of yourself, you might have enough time to do something worth taking a picture of."

"Aside from its helping ensure adults are doomed to write like semi-literate second graders for the rest of their lives, the biggest problem with social media is that it's teaching kids that every single thought, no matter how insignificant, private, incomplete or stupid needs to be immediately shared with the world. One of the most important things you can learn growing up is how and when to shut up."

"I'm not looking for perfect consistency with the textbook; I'm looking for what works best for each individual athlete. That doesn't make the textbook useless; it makes it a starting point and a frame of reference."

"White foam roller? How about I just roll on a down pillow instead."

"Any weight you make is better than any weight you miss."

"Hard work can't always overcome a lack of natural ability, but at least it will make you respectable."

"It's fine if you want to say you actually get stronger when you're recovering, not training; but you have to do something to recover from first. You can't rest your way to success."

"Don't be afraid to try new things in training. Unless they're stupid."

"The snatch, clean and jerk should be active movements from start to finish. There should never be a moment when things are simply happening; you have to make them happen at all times."

"Hey look, people on the Internet sharing opinions about things they don't understand and complaining about shit they don't pay for. Shocking."

"Don't worry about all those stars you're seeing; they're just angels coming to help you with the jerk."

"Your misses count as practice just as much as your makes do. Not only is it practice in the physical, technical sense, i.e. you're practicing the movement that produces a miss, but, more importantly, you're practicing mentally to miss. If missing is a regular occurrence in your training, it's a serious problem you need to address both through adjustments in your programming and in your approach to your training."

"The atmosphere of the gym is more important than the facility and the equipment. Good athletes with good character will make each other better, but one bad character will fuck it up for everyone. Keep your house clean, trim the dead wood, however you want to put it; it will pay off."

"No matter what you're doing, you need to find ways of doing it effectively and safely, to minimize pain and injury without sacrificing effectiveness. If you play and train for a sport at a reasonably high level, you have to accept the presence of pain and the occasional occurrence of injury. If you use the presence of any pain at all as an indication that you're doing something wrong, you'll never train hard enough to succeed; if you expect a total absence of pain from training, you don't have the constitution to be an athlete."

"If your positions and timing in the snatch, clean or jerk are not correct, you will be unable to generate maximal force even with perceived maximal effort."

"Bangs: the mustache of foreheads."

"Decaf: the stripper of the coffee world."

"General coaching rule: If I don't say anything, the lift was fine. Or it was so shitty I can't stand talking to you at that moment."

"The first time I squatted 180, mike Burgener said, 'Good job. Can you believe Casey snatches that?' Be proud of your hard work and accomplishments, but never be completely satisfied and never forget you're not the only one out there working hard. You can always do more, do better, and help others do the same."

"I'd rather be the one creating things for others to criticize than the one criticizing what others have created."

"I’m not impressed by the individual who is willing to exercise to the point of vomiting or a loss of bladder control—this is not that unusual. What I’m impressed by is the individual who shows up every day at the gym, does what is necessary, doesn’t complain, doesn’t look for recognition, does what’s necessary outside of the gym to support their training and goals, and continues this process consistently for years."

"Being prepared for any random task is not the same thing as preparing randomly for any task."

"Always bring the bar to you; never chase it. You are the master of your destiny."

"Every single time you do something in the gym, you’re a model for other members. Set a good example and help others follow it. Be a contributor, not a drain; be safe and respectful and courteous. Take a moment and think about what your actions tell everyone around you, and if you like your gym and respect its owners, staff and members, prove it with the way you treat the facility. "

"No self-respecting man drinks anything but black coffee."

"However, in my opinion, how one performs a push-up is indicative of that individual’s athletic foundation, and possibly more importantly, how committed one is to excellence in movement and performance. Sloppy push-ups suggest to me a superficial interest in athleticism and a degree of laziness."

"When you lose your head, the first place to look is up your ass."

"If you're asking if your squat was low enough, the answer is no."

"You can't go through life expecting pats on the back for shit you're supposed to do."

"The internet proves daily that intelligence is not directly proportional to access to information, and that the possession of knowledge is not necessarily paired with the ability to put it to use."

"What makes a weightlifting program successful? Your hard work and dedication."

"Use the right tools for the job, not the ones you like using most."

"It's unfortunate that in order to feel stupid, you have to be reasonably intelligent, and to be embarrassed, to have some degree of dignity. A lot of people are spared the usual consequences of their behavior by virtue of failing to qualify."

"I guess the accusations that I'm "old school" are probably accurate: I shut my mouth, work hard, don't feel entitled to anything, respect the ones who paved the road I'm on, and don't act like a whiny child every chance I get."

"Variations in technique or style are not correct or incorrect. The only way you can do something incorrectly in terms of weightlifting technique is by intending to perform a lift in the specific style preferred by a given coach or lifter and failing to meet whatever criteria define that style. You can, however, do anything poorly by violating universal criteria (e.g. moving slowly, not maintaining spinal extension, etc.)."

"If an individual is untrained enough, I can improve his deadlift with nothing more than vigorous nose-picking."

"Any program will produce gains in a beginning weightlifter--these easily-obtained improvements shouldn't be the primary goal, however. The more important goal for beginning and intermediate training programs is to establish a proper foundation that will allow maximal long term improvements."

Greg Everett is the owner of Catalyst Athletics, head coach of the national-medalist Catalyst Athletics weightlifting team, publisher of The Performance Menu, author of the books Olympic Weightlifting: A Complete Guide for Athletes & Coaches and Olympic Weightlifting for Sports, director/writer/producer/editor/everything of the documentary American Weightlifting, and fifth-place finisher at the USAW National Championships. Follow him on Facebook here and and sign up for his free newsletter here.

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Jesse 2013-12-30
I read an article you had wrote and one thing that stuck out was "being prepared for any random task is not the same as preparing randomly for any task."
Greg Everett 2013-12-30
Jess - Perfect. Added.
Melanie 2013-12-31
I'm glad you put this together! It makes me happy.

I had actually passed on the following two quotes to my lifting partner; the first because the gym I drug him out of to join mine only had a Smith machine:

"...for this reason, I prefer setting a bar on a power rack (or even a Smith machine if for some completely indefensible reason you're around one)."

And this one because we decided we would start doing Turkish get-ups (which...I found this quote only AFTER we'd been busy making fools of ourselves in the gym, so that made it even better):

"The Turkish Get-up is one of a great number of effective movements that have been filed away by too many under Inconvenient. The movement is difficult, uncomfortable, and its failed completion in public makes one look (to the untrained eye, of course) only slightly sillier than its successful completion" --Greg Everett
Newman 2014-01-01
These are great! Ever consider making a quote of the day calendar? :)
Bin 2014-01-20
It was a few years ago that I heard it, but something like "Ok next time just like that, but completely different."

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